This poor fellow here was trying to be a tough guy. Too bad he forgot to take his little sister's Hello Kitty case off the phone...that had to ruin his street cred.
Monday, November 14, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
This poor fellow here was trying to be a tough guy. Too bad he forgot to take his little sister's Hello Kitty case off the phone...that had to ruin his street cred.
Think you're having a bad day....
I want to know number one how that was even done, and two who told that...person? that, that hair style/color looked good.
Sunday, November 6, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
Think you're having a bad day....
Now I ask you number one, is "photo bombing" the new planking? Two, do they even know this dude? And three, who in their right mind would ever want their face to look like that in a picture? I don't even think his mother could love that face.
Tuesday, October 18, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
"I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike".
..now I ask you, have people really gone to this new low or are there just a few of these inconsiderate idiots? Or are gas prices that bad that someone had to go and steel this poor guys bike. He was being a good citizen for goodness sake!!
..now I ask you, have people really gone to this new low or are there just a few of these inconsiderate idiots? Or are gas prices that bad that someone had to go and steel this poor guys bike. He was being a good citizen for goodness sake!!
Thursday, October 13, 2011
Tuesday, October 11, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
Today, while at Six Flags my boyfriend won a huge stuffed animal for me. After a whole day of carrying it around, when he dropped me off he told me that he wants the stuffed animal back. He just didn't want to carry it around all day.
...time for a new boyfriend hunny #1 he made you carry it all day #2 what man wants an oversized stuffed animal....
...time for a new boyfriend hunny #1 he made you carry it all day #2 what man wants an oversized stuffed animal....
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet, didn't pay enough postage on a letter bomb.
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
...smooth move buddy, what goes around comes around....
It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting it was the
bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
...smooth move buddy, what goes around comes around....
Think you're having a bad day....
Thursday, September 22, 2011
Wednesday, September 14, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
If you're having a bad day just think of this...."The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain". -Dolly Parton
Friday, September 9, 2011
Friday, September 2, 2011
Think you're having a bad day....
A man was working on his motorcycle on the patio, his wife nearby in the kitchen. While racing the engine, the motorcycle accidentally slipped into gear. The man, still holding onto the handlebars, was dragged along as it burst through the glass patio doors.
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she
once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them.
They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Think your day was bad just think how this guy felt.
Check the story out at...
http://www.shortstories101.com/funny-short-stories/you-think-youre-having-bad-day.html
His wife, hearing the crash, ran in the room to find her husband cut and bleeding, the motorcycle, and the shattered patio door. She called for an ambulance and, because the house sat on a fairly large hill, went down the several flights of stairs to meet the paramedics and escort them to her husband.
While the attendants were loading her husband, the wife managed to right the motorcycle and push it outside. She also quickly blotted up the spilled gasoline with some paper towels and tossed them into the toilet.
After being treated and released, the man returned home, looked at the shattered patio door and the damage done to his motorcycle. He went into the bathroom and consoled himself with a cigarette while attending to his business. About to stand, he flipped the butt between his legs.
The wife, who was in the kitchen, heard a loud explosion and her husband screaming. Finding him lying on the bathroom floor with his trousers blown away and burns on his buttocks, legs and groin, she
once again phoned for an ambulance. The same paramedic crew was dispatched.
As the paramedics carried the man down the stairs to the ambulance they asked the wife how he had come to burn himself. She told them.
They started laughing so hard, one slipped, the stretcher and dumping the husband out. He fell down the remaining stairs, breaking his arm.
Think your day was bad just think how this guy felt.
Check the story out at...
http://www.shortstories101.com/funny-short-stories/you-think-youre-having-bad-day.html
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